From the            
                        JOKIN' AROUND DISK    
                               by               
                        LEEJAN ENTERPRISES    
                     P.O. Box 66. Happy Valley.
                       South Australia. 5159.  


GO PLACIDLY AMID THE NOISE AND WASTE, AND REMEMBER WHAT COMFORT THERE MAY BE
                        IN OWNING A PIECE THEREOF.

Avoid quiet and passive person unless you are in need of sleep. 

Speak glowingly of those greater than yourself, and heed well their advice, 
even though they be turkeys.  

Know what to kiss and when. 

Consider that two wrongs never make a right, but that three do. 

Wherever possible, put people on hold.  

Be comforted in the face of all aridity and disillusionment and despite the 
changing fortunes of time, there is always a big fortune in computer 
maintenance.

Remember the Pueblo. 

Strive at all time to bend, fold, spindle, and mutilate. 

Know yourself; if you need help, call the FBI.  

Exercise caution in your daily affairs, especially with those persons closest
to you. That lemon on your left, for instance.  

Be assured that a walk through the ocean of most souls would scarcely get one's
feet wet. 

Fall not in love, therefore it will stick to your face.  

Gracefully surrender the things of youth:  birds, clean air, tuna, Taiwan; 
and let not the sands of time get in your lunch. 

Hire people with looks. 

For a good time, call 867-5309, ask for Betty. 

Take heart amid the deepening gloom that your dog is finally getting enough 
cheese; and reflect that it could only be worse in Milwaukee. 

You are a fluke of the universe, you have no right to be here, and whether 
you can hear it or not, the universe is laughing behind your back. Therefore, 
make peace with your God, whatever you conceive Him to  be; Hairy Thunderer 
or Cosmic Muffin.  

With all its hopes, dreams, promises, and urban renewal, the world continues 
to deteriorate.  Give up.


                  
	                     From the            
                        JOKIN' AROUND DISK    
                               by               
                        LEEJAN ENTERPRISES    
                     P.O. Box 66. Happy Valley.
                       South Australia. 5159.